KWO Yearbook

Simple enough. Forum Quotes from the last year that We've found amusing. In no real order

Keith on Terobi Achieving Modship

" 'The caustic mod'. A kitchen sink drama, circa 1964. "
 
Terobi on not being predictable "Orangutan!

predictable, me?"
Keith on using Americanisms learnt from TV in NYC "I have also used the I've seen this on tv so surely it's going to work (especially when ordering food.....don't do it....it's a confusathon for everyone),"
T being T
Quote: 98o
Generally I don't wear bright colours, I go the other way, but I think you'll maybe find us. we'll be the surprisingly dark people probably standing laughing away at something or maybe talking to Keith    . I'd like to meet you though. Don't worry, you'll find me *thinks of hanging a sign around her neck that says HI I'M 98o* Hey don't put it past me, I'm the type of person who'll do that!!!
 

and I'm the kind of person who does a finger puppet presentation about Buddhism to my RE class
98o being grateful for a compliment "Thank you Emma, I'm flattened, you are very pretty too. I'll tell my step sister that. Evenstar, you are very cool!!"
T, giving us a random comment in the middle of a discussion which wasn't related in any way "SALAD FINGERS! WHOO!"
Kell and Ironic text and T and his response.
Quote: Kell
OMG UR all SOOOOOOOO lucky.!!!111I'd luv 2meet you Keith. Mty rather unfortunate sense of timing might prevent me tho. luv k xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


No text. Even ironic text Razz

Though, I do get the feeling that Hatts and I might have to invest in some Ribena.
Keith on the joy of manicures "it's like having someone else's hands."
Keith working on his understanding of what and what isn't internet slang "What does loz mean? I'm being serious."
LennyBruceLee on Starwars "Except Christopher Lee fighting Yoda. I hope that was meant to be funny."
Keith about Panto "tis knackering, but sometimes the baby jesus just gets me through the whole sneaky debacle. love yoos x"
Terobi... in  his own words "How many other people were listening to Black Sabbath on Christmas day then?"
Em on the wonders of grandparents "Then I started to explain to my Granny what a Goth was and she suddenly started yelling in the street, "That doesn't sounds like a moth""
Kell promoting omission as a vocation "The film is an amalgamation of the first three books in the series. There's at the moment apparently"
Keith on the quality of a computer game "The cover should have a big pair of pants on it! PANTS!"
Hattie and T on their friendship Terobi: You realise I put that specifically for a comment like that.. yes?
Hattie: Was taking advantage of it just like you intended me to.
Terobi: It's like we're symbiotic isn't it Hatts.
Hattie: Yes. Or just twisted and warped in a likewise manner.
Terobi: Same thing... if you changed a couple of definitions..
Hattie: lololololol... is it of mutual benefit?
Terobi: Depends what you consider beneficial really..
Hattie: lolol our symbiotic relationship.
Terobi: meh...... I'm gonna go and get toast
T on the membership "Anywhoo, I digress. You may be entering psychopathic stalker territory, but that's normal around here."
The Great Saying overkill.... "I think we've just been entered into the Guinness Book of World Records for 'Forum that has most used the phrase "wee acerbic scottish chappies made of solidified milk" '

We should get an award" and Keith's opinion on it "I suppose it would be futile pleading for an end to this?"
Hattie explains her (positive) outlook on the longevity of a cartoon cat "figure for yourself.. i guess its down to your interpretations.. I tend to think Shii grew disillusioned with life and found a bridge... but that's just part of who I am.."
Hattie not being able to read... "Terobi wrote:
1) my feet are cold
2) I'm hungry.

I read that as "my feet are hungry" and Kell on Hattie's inability to read "I dread to think how many posts of mine like that there must be."
Reporting of Nenny's Nightmare "Oh wonderful Mr Warwick... to allay the fears of my long-time friend..
can you please tell us whether you would take a sword snowboarding or kill said long-time friend whilst partaking in that activity....

yes she had a nightmare about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kirsten's Possessed fish "Don't know if I've said before but we had a fish we named "Goldie the Wonderfish" after it's death as it got frozen in a block of ice then came alive again."
T on the splitting of (indisputably) his favourite pop group "I'm not one for pop goss, but busted are splitting tomorrow!
I thought that was good enough news that everyone needs to know.
Damn considerate of them to split up on a Friday if you ask me, everyone in the pubs will be celebrating extra hard."
T being outnumbered by female filmquoters Terobi: You're going the right way for a warning
Kirsten: That made me think of Shrek "You're going the right way for a smacked bottom".
Hattie: Me too!